...and a song.

On the heels of my petty whining about professional responsibility, the song (slightly paraphrased due to my poor memory) that was the one thing I got to do in my 1L-year Libel Show:
(to the tune of "Coney Island Baby." Sing along!)
Professional Responsi-bi-li-ty,
What I like to call P.R. (P.R. for lawyers);
Give me some Model Rules to fo-ol-low,
Like not soliciting and (never can solicit any)
Priv'lege and confidenti-a-li-ty,
What is the diff'rence 'tween the two? (The two)
So don't steal,
Don't cheat,
Don't like a scandal; (do doo)
So Professional (do doo)
I can be ethical (do doo)
Ethical professional too-oo!

Amen.